Текст песни Frank Zappa - Dinah-Moe-Hum
Frank Zappa - Dinah-Moe-Hum слова песни
I couldn`t say where she`s coming` from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can`t make me cum
(Y`jes can`t do it)
She made a bet with her sister who`s a little dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don`t mind that she called me a bum,
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(So I got down to it)
I whipped off her bloomers`n stiffened my thumb
An` applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked`n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn`t hear no Dinah-Moe Humm,
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Where this Dinah-Moe
Comin` from
Done spent three hours
An` I ain`t got a crumb
From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
From the Dinah-Moe Humm
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain`t been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain`t been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain`t been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain`t been to it
`Cause I can`t get into it
Unless I get out of it
An` I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
`Cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An` I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it
(She looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...)
Just get me wasted
An` you`re half-way there
`Cause if my mind`s tore up
Then my body don`t care
I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An` said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?
I checked out her sister
Who was holdin` the bet
An` wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on
The forty dollar bill didn`t matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an` laid on the floor
She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet
But she could use a little ------- if I wasn`t done yet
I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldn`t give her a try
So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An` asked if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!)
She was buns-up kneelin`
BUNS UP!
I was wheelin` an dealin`
WHEELIN` AN` DEALIN` AN OOOOH!
She surrended to the feelin`
SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED
An` she started in to squealin`
Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin` an` her face gone red
Some drool rollin` down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered `n quaked
An` clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
`Bout her mental health
`Till Dinah-Moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...
Kiss my aura...Dora...
M-M-M...it`s real angora
Would y`all like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An` how `bout you, Fauna?
Y`wanna?
MMM...sound like y`might be chokin` on somethin`
Did you say you want some more?
Well, here`s some more...
MMM, sure...listen
D`you think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
MMM...tweezers!
Here, lemme sterilize `em...
Gimme your lighter...
I couldn`t say where she`s coming` from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can`t make me cum
(Y`jes can`t do it)
I whipped off her bloomers`n stiffened my thumb
An` applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked`n stroked till my wrist got numb
An` you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm,
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe