Текст песни Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks Youre a Jerk
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Theres an ugly little wasel bout three-foot nineFace puffed up from cryin n lyincause her sweet little hubbysSuckin prong part time(in the name of the lord)Get a clue, little shrewOh yeah, oh yeahJesus thinks youre a jerkDid he really choose tammy to do his work? Robertson says that hes the oneOh he sure is,If armageddonIs your idea of family fun,An hes got some planned for you!(now, tell me that aint true)Now, what if jimbos slightly gay,Will pat let jimbo get away? Everything weve heard him sayIndicated that jim must pay,(and it just might hurt a bit)But keep that money rollin in,cause pat and naughty jimboCant get enough of itPerhaps its their ideaOf an affirmative action planTo give white trash a special break;Well, they took those jeezo-bucks and ranTo the bank! to the bank! to the bank! to the bank!And every night we can hear them thankTheir buddy, up aboveFor sending down his love(while you all smell the glove)Jim and pat should take a pole(right up each saintly glory-hole),With tar and feathers too --Just like theyd love to do to you(cause they think you are bad --And they are very mad)cause some folks dont want prayer in school!(wed need an ark to survive the droolOf micro-publicans, raised on hate,And jimbo-jimbo when they graduate)Conviced they are the chosen ones --And all their parents carry guns,And hold them cards in the n.r.a.(with their fingers on the triggersWhen they kneel and pray)With a ku-klux muu-muuIn the back of the truck,If you aint born again,They wanna mess you up, screamin:no abortion, no-siree!lifes too precious, cant you see!(whats that hangin from the neighbors tree? Why, it looks like colored folks to me --Would they do that...seriously? )Imagine if you willA multi-millionaire television evangelist,Saved from korean combat duty by his father, a u.s. senatorStudied law --But is not qualified to practice itFather of a love childWho, in adulthood, hosts the remnantsOf papas religious propaganda programClaims not to be a faith healer,But has, in the past,Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanesInvolved with funding for a secret war in central americaClaiming ronald reagan and oliver north as close friendsInvolved in suspicous tax-avoidance schemes,(under investigation for 16 months by the i.r.s.)Claims to be a man of god;Currenty seeking the united states presidency,Hoping we will all follow him into --The twilight zoneWhat if pat gets in the white house,And suddenly --The rights of certain people disappearMysteriously? Now, wouldnt that sort of qualifyAs an american tragedy? (especially if he covers it up, sayinjesus told it to me!)I hope we never see that day,In the land of the free --Or someday will we? Will we? And if you dont know by now,The truth of what Im tellin you,Then, surely I have failed somehow --And jesus will think Im a jerk, just like you --If you let those tv preachersMake a monkey out of you!I said:jesus will think youre a jerkAnd it would be true!Theres an old rugged crossIn the land of cutton --Its still burnin on somebodys lawnAnd it still smells rottenJim and tammy!Oh, baby!You gotta go!You really got to go!