Текст песни Frank Zappa - Poofter`s Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
Frank Zappa - Poofter`s Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead слова песни
While we`re at it, we have a sort of a cowboy song we`d like to do for ya.
This is a song that deals with the rapidly approaching 200th
birthday of the
united states of america, ladies and gentlemen.
This is a song that warns you in advance, that next year, everybody
is gonna try and sell you things that maybe you shouldn`t ought to buy,
and not only that, they`ve been planning it for years.
The name of this song is (pardon me), Poofters Froth, Wyoming, Plans Ahead.
Poofters Froth, Wyoming,
March Eleven Sixty-Seven
Take a letter, Miss Abetter
as our pigeons will be homin`.
To our jobbers in Dakota
And to Merwyn, Minnesota
This is merely just a note about
Performance to our quota
Well, we`ve all come out to show dem,
And the Elks have helped us
Load `em
Little packets full of jackets
Little rackets, little rackets
Little Poofter-Cloth Appointments
Little Pofter`s Froth Anointments
Little hoods, little goods
Little doo-dads from the woods
The entire stock is shipping
Oh our shod is hardly slipping
To the markets of the world
Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled!
T-shirt racks, rubber snacks,
Poster rolls with matching tacks
Yes, a special beer for sports
(and paper cups that hold two quarts)
Everything a nation needs
For making hoopla while it feeds
The trash compactors, small reactors,
Mowers, blowers, throwers & the glowers:
This is Buy-Cent-Any-All Salute(HYULK!)
Two hundred years have gone ka-poot!
Ah but we have been astute!
Signed: Anon. - Wyo. Galoot!