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ALBERT AND THE LIONfrom the Stanley Holloway recordThere`s a famous seaside place called BlackpoolThat`s noted for fresh air and funAnd Mr. and Mrs. RamsbottomWent there with young Albert, their son. A fine little lad were young Albert, All dressed in his best, quite a swell. He`d a stick with an `orse`s `ead `andle; The finest that Woolworth`s could sell.They didn`t think much to the ocean,The waves they were piddlin` and small.There were no wrecks and nobody drownded,`Fact, nothin` to laugh at at all! So, seeking for further amusement, They paid, and went into the zoo, Where they`d lions and tigers and camels And cold ale and sandwiches, too.There were one great big lion called WallaceWhose nose was all covered with scars;He lay in a som-no-lent postureWith the side of `is face on the bars. Now Albert `ad `eard about lions- `Ow they was ferocious and wild; To see lion lyin` so peaceful Just didn`t seem right to the child.So straightway the brave little feller,Not showin` a morsel of fear,Took `is stick with the `orse`s `ead `andleAnd stuck it in Wallace`s ear. You could see that the lion din`t like it, For givin` a kind of a roll, `E pulled Albert inside the cage with `im And swallered the little lad - `ole!Now Mother `ad seen this occurrence,And not knowin` what to do next,She `ollered "Yon lion`s et Albert!"An` Father said "Ee, I am vexed." They complained to an animal keeper Who said "My, wot a nasty mis`ap; Are you sure it`s your boy `e`s eaten?" Pa said, "Am I sure? There`s `is cap!"The manager `ad to be sent for;`E came and `e said "Wot`s to-do?"Ma said "Yon lion`s et Albert,And `im in `is Sunday clothes, too!" Father said "Right`s right, young feller- I think it`s a shame and a sin To `ave our son et by a lion And after we paid to come in."The manager wanted no trouble;He took out his purse right away,Sayin` "`Ow much to settle the matter?"Pa said "Wot do you usually pay?" But Mother `ad turned a bit awkward When she saw where `er Albert `ad gone. She said "No, someone`s got to be summonsed!" So that was decided upon.And off they all went to p`lice stationIn front of a Magistrate chap;They told what `ad `appened to AlbertAnd proved it by showing `is cap. The Magistrate gave `is opinion That no one was really to blame, And `e said that `e `oped the Ramsbottoms Would `ave further sons to their name.At that Mother got proper blazin`:"And thank you, sir, kindly," said she-"Wot, spend all our lives raisin` childrenTo feed ruddy lions? Not me!"filename[ ALBLIONRP===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY===

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