Текст песни Home Grown - Christmas Crush
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Had a crush on SantaSince I was 9 years oldBut oh santa, why do you go?Once a year you come visit meEat my cookies, leave presentsthe same old routineBut now Santa, i want something...moreNo presents are what this girls asking forSanta sleep with me tonightI read these words in her diaryAn invasion of my girlfriend`s privacyI shouldn`t have, but I`m glad I didWonder what does she see in him?A big old tub of jelly with a double chinHe`s older than my grandmotherIndeed this fetish is really bizarreA sexual attraction for this holiday jarI`ve got a plan that you wouldn`t believeBut I`ve got to act fastIt`s christmas eve (3x)Santa`s suit is what I will getAnd give my girlfriend a night that she`ll never forgetAnd neither will IWent through my closet and found a red robeMade a beard out of cotton and stuffed my shirt with pillowsAnd drove to my girl`s houseI slipped down the chimney and to my dismaySome Santa and my girl in red lingerieAnd in between all the moans and groansI heard her say:Oh SantaOh SantaShe said Santa I missed you I love you I wish you would stay home forever with meSanta I knew you were coming to town, But now you are coming with meSanta! Get off of my girlfriendGet off of my girlfriend