Текст песни Ice-T f Brother Marquis - 99 Problems
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[Ice-T]Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers asked mewhy I didn`t do no old sex nasty shitBut this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 LiveBrother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I`m the motherfuckin nigga)Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problemsAll these niggaz is havin girl problem, Marq(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)Lemme tell you what time is it...I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the WestGot a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chestI got a ho from the North, a ho from the SouthA ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouthI got a bitch with hair, a bitch with noneA bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gunA bitch with a ass big as a TV setAnd there`s a bitch over there; hey, the one I`m gonna getBut yo but maybe not, she might not like me thoughNo sweat to a vet; I`ll slam a sista though, wordIce in the whole damn herdI fuck `em all and leave `em on the curveI got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold linkwho likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sinkGot a bitch with tits, a bitch with assA bitch with none, but hey I give her a passAnd I love `em all, I love `em crazilyAnd they love me back - that`s why they stay with meSo if you havin girl problems, I`ll be there for you sonGot 99 problems and a bitch ain`t one - hit it...Nah a bitch ain`t one[Ice-T] I got a bitch that`s old, a bitch that`s newA bitch who love velvet in the colors blueI got a bitch who`s fat, a bitch who`s builtA bitch who all her titties give out powdered milkI got a bitch who`s funny, a bitch who ain`tA bitch who can sing, a bitch who cain`t A bitch who loves fuckin on a airplane.. I even got a bitch off +Soul Train+ I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Benz..Long ends I got a bitch who`s broke as a bum..But she`s the most funI got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who don`t A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won`tA bitch who`s short, a bitch who`s tallA bitch who burns my pager with priority callsAnd I love `em all, I love `em crazilyAnd they love me back - that`s why they stay with meSo if you havin girl problems, I`ll be there for you sonGot 99 problems and a bitch ain`t one - hit meYo Marquis - you from Miami man why don`t you showthese motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live styleof how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga like you[Brother Marquis] I got 99 problems and a bitch ain`t one of themI don`t trip on hos, cause I don`t need none of themPussy`s the temptation, dick`s the persuasionAll hos suck cock nigga how you play `em?That`s why I don`t sleep on `em, I just freak on `emStick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on `emThe nigga the one-nighter, the bitch exciterI only love my hos when I`m goin up inside herProblem number one is gettin moneyI`d rather taste the green than sip the honey So don`t expect nuttin cause I ain`t offerinI go hard on my bitches, cause I`m never never softeninPuttin the demand on `em, fuck `em and scram on `emThe "wham, bam, thank you ma`am" game is ran on `emSo fuck how you feel, you fuckin cheap thrillI hope you took the pill cause I won`t pay the billGettin pussy`s just another expenseIf pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rentI only need a ho for one thing and that`s to cumI`ve got 99 problems and a bitch ain`t one![Ice-T] Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got problems man? (A bitch ain`t one) Aww shit!Now let me tell you how to do this shit[M] I got a bitch that loves to G[I] She`ll fuck you right after she fucks me[M] I got a bitch who loves both[I] I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes[I] I got a bitch that`s fast, a bitch that`s slow[M] A bitch that`s a virgin and a bitch that`s a ho[I] A bitch that lies[M] A bitch that`s true[I] A bitch who`s a man BECAUSE THEY`RE "Bitches 2"[I] I got a bitch that`s cool[M] A bitch that`s hot[I] A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock[I] A bitch who`s lost and one who knows where it`s at[I] She gets up under me and purrs like a cat[M] I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that walks[M] I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who talks [I] I got a bitch that`s dirty, got a bitch that`s neat[I] I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet[Ice-T]And I love `em all, I love `em crazilyAnd they love me back - that`s why they stay with meSo if you havin girl problems, I`ll be there for you sonI got 99 problems and a bitch ain`t one - hit me...No a bitch ain`t one..(Huh, you know a bitch ain`t one!)[Ice-T] Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin rent MarquisBut a bitch ain`t one [Brother Marquis] Man you got yourself nothin manFuck them raggedy stank-ass hos nigga[Ice-T]A bitch ain`t oneI got a problems stayin out here on these streetswith the police trying to take a nigga out, y`know?But a bitch ain`t oneGot problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my recordsBut a bitch ain`t one [Brother Marquis] Fuck `em all, nigga fuck them motherfuckers[Ice-T] Youknahmsayin? A bitch ain`t one Got problems man [Brother Marquis] All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass.. f`real[Ice-T] Really, niggaz worryin about bitches They better, they better find somethin else to worry about{*fades out*}