Текст песни J-Live - Great Live Caper
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Let me tell you about the time I had to solve this caseWhen some crab motherfucker straight invaded my spaceIt was approximately 8:47 P.M.I was on my way home comin` back from the gymMy muscles kinda ached, they felt rigid and stiffBut my mind was at ease from this Coltrane riffPlayin loud... out at Fulton and Truce‘Till a Jeep drowned it out with Xzibit and SnoopAs I get closer to the heezy babyCertain parts of my body started actin` crazyMy ears got to twitchin` and my right hand shookI had the sudden need to speed so I decided to bookAs I arrived on the block to see a bunch of kids scopin` out my buildingNoticin` the door wide openAs I jetted up the stairs past signs of forced entryExpecting to see my humble abode stripped emptyOh hell no!(ah, ah, ah, ah,) X8Ay yo, my trip from the front door to the second floorHad me feelin` so alone, embarrassed and insecureMy worldly possessions that I cherished in prideFlashed in a matter of seconds before my eyesBut not photographic, more like alphanumericYou know, VCR, TV, laptop, C3VS, MP, LP, CDsRL, (?), N-I-K-ENot to mention USA and RC3CThat opened up in D.C. for Run DMC(?)This has gotta be a nightmare, somebody pinch meWhen up the stairs I see my ten-speed GTRight where I left it, rather bizarreStill felt violated, my apartment door was ajarAs I stormed in, thinkin` it`s about to be onThe window was wide open, but nothin` was goneAs I dashed to the edge I held my head past the ledgeI seen two hooded figures jumpin` over a fenceThey was way beyond capture, so I took a step backSo I could figure this shit out cuz it was getting intenseThe computer was on, file cabinets wide openBookshelves was tipped over, they searched, but didn`t stealWait a minute, the picture from my built-in safeWas slightly tilted to the side, I was beginning to feelThe same tingling in my fingers and handsEverything else in the house was there, so work with me one timeBut my instincts failed me notThe safe was blown wide openThey stole my priceless book of rhymes!Oh hell no!(ah, ah, ah, ah)Ah, shit I`ve been hit, Elizabeth this is the big oneFuck it, these niggas got me pullin` out my big gunsSo be it, so what if they got it? They can`t have itDagnabit! The last thing I needed was staticBut I got a briefcase for just such an occasionSo I grabbed it, jetted downstairs, hailed a cabI knew this shit was gonna happen, I was gettin` too niceFrom the briefcase I pulled out a homin` deviceThree times better than lowjack, these MC`s is so whackThat now they gotta resort to stealin` my textAs I fixed on their position for my intercept missionThe cabbie was feather-footed, it was getting me vexedAs we headed toward Jersey the signal got strongerEven in the tunnel was right on they tailA green Volkswagen had the nerve to blast raggedA dead giveaway, now watch justice prevailI told the cabbie get closer, but he had no heartNext thing I know we was like five blocks apartBut they was headed for the airport, a getaway planTraffic was getting` thick, so I got out and ranFollowed the signal all the way to this drive in hangerThese niggas wanna... with a lear jet?I drove a luggage cart up the runway to no availThey pulled out just in time, but I`m not done yetSo watch thisYou think you can get away clean?I know every rhyme in that bookYou got five seconds to turn that plane around!It`s like that?Aight, then!If I can`t have it, no one can!