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Jeff Foxworthy

Totally Committed

  comedy  stand-up  stand-up comedy  humor  funny
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Hi I`m Jeff Foxworthy and i have got a wonderful woman that i am totally committed toAlways figured if something was worth doing it was worth doing right You ever see those dead possum lying in the road they were partially committedRule #1 if she aint happy you aint happy and if she aint happy long enough your gonna be unhappy with half yourstuff Early on in our marriage when wed be in the same room for a half hour and she didnt say a word a word to me i would make the mistake of looking at her a saying whats wrong? Hoping it was something other than me. Now i have learned If were in the same room for a half hour and she doesnt say a word to me. ITS ME. Now i just go up to her and say baby i realize i have done or said something stupid and insensitive and while i dont yet know what it is i would like to go up to my room and think about it for a little while.This games been played for centurysEver since Adam fell for EveThe sooner youll learn the better off you`ll bejust like me Totally Committed I`ve learned early on in our relationship that women are complicated creaturesOnce i had accepted that it made alot of things easier for me But i have found that because women are complicated they like to think men are complicated too. you ever hear a group of women talking to each other " OOO i wish i knew what he was really thinking" Ladies ill tell you what were really thinking Were really thinking "I`d like a beer and i`d like to see something naked"Thats all were thinking You go to a nursing home and see a 90 year old man going down the hall ona walker Thats what hes thinking "I`d like a beer and I`d like to see something naked"This games been played for centurysOoh not that not thatEver since Adam fell for EveThe sooner youll learn the better off you`ll bejust like me Totally CommittedAnd i do belive what women understand men better than men understand womenThink about that how often do you see a man stomp out of a room crying and have a woman go"What, What`d I say?" Come BackAnd i do think men would take advice on relationships but were not gonna sit down and read magazines about it. You got to feed it to us in a way were we`d accept it. Sneak it into the play-by-play of a baseball game"and theres strike Three Greg Maddux looking really good today. Speaking of looking good fellas from time to time your woman needs to be reminded that she`s still looking good to you" Hey Baby have i told you lately you are as pretty as Greg Maddux? This games been played for centurysBaby where ya goin?Ever since Adam fell for EveThe sooner youll learn the better off you`ll bejust like me I keep telling ya i am Totally CommittedNow repeat after me Totally CommittedNow baby what i meant to say is when your naked you are prettier than GregMadduxYou really are Im going up to my room

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