Текст песни macc lads - failure with girls | guitar chord и Mp3
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Failure with Girls - By Macc Lads...I`m pretty sure this is about right....Drink more Boddies.Transcribed by Rodanrodan@another.comF AI`ve got an ugly face, E BWith spots all over the place,F AI haven`t got any mates,E BAnd me clothes have gone out of date.F AI go to the pub on me own, E BAnd I drink me orange alone,F AI sit and stare at the crack, E BBut they just turn their backs, G CI want to chat them up, F BBut I stare at me feet, G C F BAnd then I go home and I beat me meat,G C F BI`m dead shy about the size of me dick,D And chips and gravy make me sick,F E C I`m a failure with girls I don`t know why,C B F He`s a failure with girls He don`t know why,F E CI`m a failure with girls They`re so unkind, C B FHe`s a failure with girls They`re so unkind,F E CI`m a failure with girls They make me cry,C B FHe`s a failure with girls They make hI`m cry,F E BOnly wish I could say that I don`t mind.F AA Macc Lad said "Sonny take note", E BAnd he poured a pint of bitter down me throat, F AIt were the first pint I ever had, E BAnd I changed to a real Macc Lad, F AMe clothes started looking dead flash, E BI got a tattoo and a moustache, F AAnd me car got a go-faster stripe, E BAnd now I pull crack every night, C F B And I`m not weak anymore, C F BCause me dick measures three foot four, C F BSo don`t you call me wimp, G CCause it`s three foot four even when it`s limp.F E CI`m dead macho with girls I never fail,C B FHe`s dead macho with girls he nevers fails,F E CI`m dead macho with girls cause I sup ale,C B FHe`s dead macho with girls cause he sups ale,F E CI`m dead macho with girls thanks to E. Lees,C B FHe`s dead macho with girls thanks to E. Lees,F E BOnly wish that I didn`t have VD.