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Текст песни macc lads - Sweatty Betty

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Well, she wore big knickers,And she worked on t` sewage farm,I got me `and down `er jeans an`I nearly lost half me arm.But after ten pints,Looked quite fit,Couldn`t wait to get me handsOn her flabby tits.Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty,So I said slap that and ride the ripples,I`ve just got to get me gob`Round her inverted nipples.She had a massive arseAnd sweatty breasts,Thirty eight inch,She were a mound of flesh.Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,Sweatty Betty, she`s got enormous thighs,Sweatty Betty, have you smelt her breath,Sweatty Betty, she`ll crush a man to death.And I knew that she wanted me fer shag `er,So I stabbed `er cunt with me mutton dagger,I couldn`t believe the spots on her bum,She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty.`An I`ve seen real Maccicians gerroff `omeBut you know me, I`ll shag endless buer.Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,Sweatty Betty, she`s got massive tits,Sweatty Betty, she`s got a huge vagina,Sweatty Betty, you`d fit a bus inside `er.Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, she`s so obscene,Sweatty Betty, it doesn`t matter to me.Sweatty Betty, she`s like a lump of lard,Sweatty Betty, she makes me willy hard. England`s GloryShut up and listen,I`m gonna tell thee a story,About me trip down south,To the crotch of England`s glory.Took some Dombies and a Bod can,To make me fell at home,I`m going down London,Dig up paving stones.Got to London half past six,And I wished I`d never come,`Cos there`s puffs down `ereDrinkin` halves of larger,Without notes from their mum`s.No gravy at the chippy,And what`s a savaloy?Every pub were full of boringIsling bottom boys.We are all just simple lads,Never asked for much,Just twenty pints on a Friday night,An` a wife at home to fuck.If I live to be forty,I`ll never understand,Why they`re up `till eleven,To drink beer that`s second-hand.Dialling 0625 on the telephone,I shouts "pull us a pint of bitter aleThe night I`m comin` home."We are all just simple lads,Never asked for much,Just twenty pints on a Friday night,And a wife at home to fuck.Yeah, we are all just simple ladsNever asked for much,Just twenty pints on a Friday night,And a wife at home to fuck.(repeat)

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