Текст песни oleary d - oldest swinger | guitar chord и Mp3
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Date: Mon, 22 Apr 96 10:50:24 +0100From: Mungo Henning Oldest Swinger In Town - D. O`Leary & The Bards[Chords are a guess on my part; lyrics kindly provided by a friendthat transcribed them from listening to a tape. Corrections welcomed,I thought folks would enjoy such an amusing song... :-)I feel as if part of this song ought to be some sort of chorus, but thetruth defeats my memory, so heeeeeeelp please :-)Mungo Henning]C G7 CWhen you`re scoring with a chick in a disco bar,F CTake her home in your hairy little car, E Am FThen you find you went to school with her ma and pa, C G7You`re the oldest swinger in town.When you won`t look in the mirror in the light of day,Swear you`ve dyed it when your hair turns grey,When you zip up your trousers and your belly`s in the way, You`re the oldest swinger in town.Here you come and there you go,White wheels, spots, and a stereo,But the engine is jacked and the driver is too, You`re the oldest swinger in town.The barber takes a little less time each week,The kids don`t understand a word you speak,When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat,You`re the oldest swinger in town.You prefer a pint of shandy to Bacardi and Coke,The sounds are too loud, there`s too much smoke,You`d like another dance, but you`re afraid you`ll get a stroke,You`re the oldest swinger in town.Here you come with your chest all bare,A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair,Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear, You`re the oldest swinger in town.When you`re feeling as stiff as a skinhead`s boot,Rub on Vick`s where you used to splash Brut,And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit, You`re the oldest swinger in town.When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal,Travolta`s shades and nine inch heels,They say a man is just as old as the woman he feels,You`re the oldest swinger in town.Here you come with your lips closed tight,You never smile, you know it wouldn`t look right,Cause your dentures glow in ultraviolet light,You`re the oldest swinger in town.And you look so mean,Cause your pants is too tight,You`re the oldest swinger in town.And it takes you all night,To do what you used to do all night,You`re the oldest swinger in town.