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Текст песни Rodney O and Joe Cooley feat. General Je - Fo Funky Stories

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(Rodney O)On the south side, Rodney O was now cruisinAll of a sudden my car stops movinCould I be outta gas? Hell noLast night I filled up at TexacoPopped the hood, smoke started comin upLooked around and some punks started runnin upReached into the car under the drivers seatShowed the metal and they took off down the streetThen I said to myself I better find a phoneBetter yet I better not leave my car aloneYou know whats up when they be smokin the rocksCome back and your car be on crates or blocksYo, Rodney O won`t go out like a biscuitBetter call triple A to come fix itWith all that went wrong looks like I lucked upFrom down the street drivin up was a toe truckFlagged him down got the 40 dollar hook upHit the car now its time for me to book upRollin out then I looked to my leftSaw the punks from before jackin somebody elseFunky storiesFo` funky stories1 down, 3 more to go yoPlayin some ball at the neighborhood jamFeelin good cause every shot is goin inI hit the winnin basket and I hollar out GAMEGet off the court and remember my nameBut in through the door comes brother Joe AckerPlays basketball like a middle linebackerShoes worn out, socks to his kneesSmellin like Bengay rollin up his sleevesYo, who got next he starts askinEverybody knows brother Joe is good for hackinNow he`s slappin on my arm when I dribbleI`m gettin mad and I`m frownin up a littleBut I try to stay calm and all that But next time down the court he jumps all over my backYo whats up wit all that? Why don`t you play right?Cause if you ain`t, we can have a fist fightHe runs down the court like it was nothinI run up to him cause I ain`t roughinBut he got the ball and made a shotEverybody`s laughin now I`m callin for the rockI take brother Joe to the hoop real strongAnd this time he got hit the stomach wrongHe lost his air and fell downI jumped in the air, double pumped and I threw it downAfter that I had nothin to sayCause I knew brother Joe was done for the dayFour funky storiesTwo down two more to go(Rodney O)In the city one night me and Drew was rollin outHeadin to the store playin music was bowlin outGot pulled over don`t know why and for whatCop came to window and I said whassup?Where ya goin son? Lemme see I.D.And you`re registration for this S.C.C.What`s the big deal did I run a red light?Or do you just gotta mess with someone tonight?He said don`t get smart I`ll write you up a citationI said go ahead cause my time you`re wastinAnd if ya want, you can search my BenzSo call for backup and invite ya friendsThe cop got mad and said I`ll let ya goI said I know cause ya can`t fade Rodney OFunky storiesThree down one more to go yo(General Jeff)Hadda date with a fly cutie that I just metShe let me on like she was soft and wetSo I wanted to hook up A.S.A.PAnd after the date get the goods immediatleyShe told me on the phone everything was her treatShe was gonna pick me up and take me out to eatI gave her the directions to my placeBut I took the wad just in caseAnd it was on meanin too good to be trueReservation for two with a romantic viewPicked up the menu then I put it downI didn`t know we was in the hottest place in townBut she smiled and looked at me like it was okThats when I knew I`d be orderin til the next dayWe made a toast friends for a long timeKnowin that later on I was gonna get mineBut I played the role real smoothActin like I wasn`t even in the moodAnd when it came time for the checkThe waiter came back and said the card was rejectedNo sweat she pulled out another oneSo I kicked back cause I was havin funWaiter came back same routineI was on a date with a credit card queenShe left the table and went to the powder roomHow come girls can never say bathroom?But anyway she was gone for 20 minutesThe waiter thought that this was a plan and I was in itI realized she was gone so I paid the tabWent outside so I could call me a cabI never saw the girl but I fell in love againThe cab driver happened to be my ex-girlfriendFunky storiesFour down no more to goNo more to go

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