Текст песни Sanq - Broad Lick Nick
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The following is off of a tape of Sanq`s, by request of many.Broad Lick Nick===============It`s a broad lick NickAnd I`ll tell you while I`m ableOr I`ll smash your skull if you don`t drinkEnough Black LabelIt`s a hard man`s drinkAlthough the bottle`s brokenPut your money on the tableStrain the glass through your teeth.So we grew up lean, mean,Kings of the street sceneWithout a mother`s guiding handTo keep us clean.Down your rumWe`ll take life as it comesAnd all you Blue Ridge creepsCan lick our literary bum.Ii drank my first pure maltBefore I was threeI smoked a pack of Dutch cigarettesMy pappy left for eAnd I romanced a little lass who wasTwelve years my elderAt the age of six I held herThat year I also bed herSo, before I was sevenMy first child was born.I told a pack of filthy lies as a politicianI heard my own confession as an act of contrition.I spent ten years as a Trappist monkAt a village in Tibet[something we can`t figure out]Just to win a bet.I severed my leg to win aOne legged raceAnd when I won I stitched itRight back into place.I fought Muhammed AliI seduced Mata HariI even won a sariAnd I impersonated GhandiAnd I dare any here to call me a liar...But I swear I saw EzekielI swear I saw ElijahToasting marshmallows on Beelzebub`s fire!We`re bad (Bad!)Bad (Bad!)Dangerous to knowWe never gave a[something else we can`t figure out]We`ll stay up lateAnd never be folornAnd when the morning comes,We will kiss the crack of dawn.We took te wax from Kerouax,And [dust to old Doestoevsky?]And when all was said and doneBooze was all I had left me.For all the world`s great thinkersAre all a loadOf PUS!And if you ask how Zarathustra spoke,HE SPAKE THUS:Drink, drink, drinkDrink until you`re drunkDrink until you can`t stand upTil you`re roly poly stungTil your bladder burstsTil you throw a bitter curseTil they pick you up, still comatoseAnd slam dance in the hearse!We`re good (Good!), bad (Bad!)Ugly as sinWe mix our cough syrupWith our ginSo, take our medicineAnd I pray that when I dieThere`ll be someone else around to kiss my ass goodbyeYes I pray, I pray, I pray that when I dieThere`ll be someone else around to kiss my ass goodbye!