Текст песни Seagram - Flintstones
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[ VERSE 1 ]Once upon a time in a town called BedrockThere lived a man named Fred who ran a dopespotHe had a right hand man named BarneyAnd loc`ed out fools who used automatic tools in his armyFred worked for Mr. SlateWho owned a rock factory, but Fred rocked up cakesAnd sold em at 14.3A 4.3 profit cause Slate gets 10 g`sFred made good bread but he was fed with the payAnd only Slate stood in his wayHe had a plot for Slate which was murderDiscussed it with Barney over Brontosaurus burgersBarney was down, he said, "Call me when you`re readyBut gimme a few hours to take a shower and fuck Betty"Fred said "Yabadabadoo, it`s on"Meet the Flintstones[ VERSE 2 ]Fred had a plot to get Slate overHe had porno on his Bedrock camcorderSlate was on his way to the casinoGot flagged down by Fred`s dog, name`s DinoHe got persuaded by the dog`s dilemmaWhen he heard on the porno was Betty and WilmaSlate got to the house and didn`t see a thingHe was shot, heard the cock of a M-16Blew his whole head off, poor Mr. SlateBarney rolled him in a rug, then dumped him off in a lakeBut Fred didn`t know one thingBefore Slate came he gave the Buffalos a ringAnd said he`d stop by Fred`s for a minuteAnd be at the casino as soon as he`s finishedBut Slate never showed up, Mr. Slate`s goneAnd the Buffalos is trippin - meet the Flintstones[ VERSE 3 ]Now Fred and Barney run a rock factoryAnd the pockets are past satisfactoryBarney bought Bam-Bam a rideA stone Mercedes with 4 12`s insideBecause of the stone the beat sounded like trebleGettin head from Fred`s daughter, name`s PebblesIt was dark, all you saw was sparks from the guageHe was slippin cause the head had him in a dazeThe Buffalos was deep in a ChevyLookin for Barney, but they only found BettyKidnapped the bitch, pistolwhipped her with a gatSaid, "We only askin once, where the fuck are they at?"Scary-ass bitch snitched in a hurrySaid Fred and Barney was down in the quarryThey tied the bitch up and put two in her domeNow the Buffalos is headed for the quarry - meet the Flintstones[ VERSE 4 ]Now Fred and Barney heard the bad newsThe Water Buffalos was out payin duesFred said, "We ain`t goin out like punks"Grabbed the 50-shot K and Barney grabbed the pumpDumpin on the Buffalos meeting hallBarney yellin, "One for one, nigga, all for all"Sideways, headin straight back to the spotBut they didn`t know the Buffalos were posted on the blockGlocks cocked, soon as they spotted them, they got at themTryin to drop them, tryin to pop themWith M-16`s and A.R.-15`sTried to peel their cap with sub-Uzi machinesBarney caught a couple straight in the faceAnd Fred tried to make a run for the cash and the cakesBut he got rattled by the bullets as he stepped out the BroughamAnd that`s the end of the Flintstones