Текст песни Shawn Lov - The 10 Mack Commandments
Shawn Lov - The 10 Mack Commandments слова песни
(Shawn Lov talking)Ha Ha Ha what`s up? This is the lord of the living room in the houseAnd I dedicate this song to all the Herbs and Stanleys in the world(Chorus)It`s the 10 Mack CommandmentsThe 10 Mack CommandmentsIt`s the 10 Mack CommandmentsYo, my name is Shawn Lov and I prefer to date honeysFrom eighteen all the way to late twentiesIf your game is weak or you have bad luckGoin` through a dry spell or just plain stuckDon`t get your jockies all up in a bunchI know you`re a loser but I got a hunchThat with this list I made and a pat on the backYou`ll be coppin` phone numbers in no time flatOne - spend time out in the sunWithout a tan you can`t be the manSee chicks don`t dig a guy whos so damn paleHe looks like he spent a year locked under a jailTwo - Keep your mouth closed when you chewThere`s nothin` more rude than displayin` your foodThree - approach every lady you seeDon`t assume that there`s better if you haven`t even met herEven if she`s wearin` a soiled maroon sweaterShe could be a queen of the skies and I`ma get herFour - pour, then order some moreTill she`s so drunk she could fall on the floorDon`t even try to score but next time you date herPoint out the fact you didn`t take advantage of her laterFive - lie, make up storiesYou made a cameo in `License To Drive`And later on did a line in a bar with both CoreysSix - never talk about other chicksSeven - call yourself Robert, or Kevin or JakeAny name just as long as it`s fakeNothin` works better than givin` her an aliasInstead of gettin` harrased by a woman who you barely kissedEight - get ass on the third dateWaste anymore time and she isn`t a dimeYou might as well just propose and go hunt for foodWhile she`s pregnant gatherin` food and sewin` your clothesNine - only drink wineIf you must have a beer make sure it`s importedIf not she`ll think your broke ass just couldn`t afford it10 - always carry a penYou`ll never know when you`ll bump into anybody againAnd not to be acidic, but I`ve met some of the hottest women in my lifeWaitin` on line at the clinicNow, it`s time to goGood luck scoopin`This is a pact gentlemen, tell me who`s inGet it together, don`t act like you know meIf you look like you got your haircut with a FlowbieIf you`re still confused about what a Pro beI got the number of somebody that your ass can go see(Chorus)It`s the 10 Mack CommandmentsIt`s the 10 Mack CommandmentsIt`s the 10 Mack Commandments