Текст песни Sherman Allan - The Painless Dentist Song
Sherman Allan - The Painless Dentist Song слова песни
(parody of "The Continental (You Kiss While You`re Dancing)" by LeoReisman & HisOrchestra, from the movie "The Gay Divorce")Beautiful molars...Lovely bicuspids...I`m Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist;By that what`s meant is,It really doesn`t hurt.This is Miss Klinger; you`ve met her finger.So open wide, and Miss Klinger will squirt.Well, well, I say there.We`ve got decay there.Can`t let it stay there and cause you all that pain.So please Miss Klinger, remove your finger,And won`t you hand me down my Novocaine.It`s far worse than I thought it was;My charge is gonna be large.Don`t be unwilling,It`s just a filling,I`m simply drilling to dig a little pit.Don`t fight Miss Klinger, or bite her fingerAnd now while I change the drill you can spit.I hum while you`re bleeding;It takes your mind offThe things I grind off.Your gums are receding;You`ll have to come back,We`ll build that gum back.And now if you will open wide,Miss Klinger`s gonna put her whole darn fist inside.That`s it... now it`s over.They`ll be a puffiness around your cheeks,You`ll have to eat soft food for three more weeks,And if you`ll kindly stop those ghastly shrieks,I`m through.Beautiful molars...Lovely bicuspids...By Dr. Prentice!sallysally@usa.net