Текст песни Small Fred - A Modest Proposal (the Long Underwear So
Small Fred - A Modest Proposal (the Long Underwear So слова песни
I remember well when I was but a child of tender yearsThe day that I discovered the catalog from SearsThe people in the pictures they made me stop and stareWho`d have guessed that they`d be dressed in thermal underwear?Underwear! Long underwear!It makes the foulest weather feel like fair!It`s ten below and icy winds blow whistling through the airLet it storm, I`m toasty warm inside my underwear.Prudence says to set our thermostats at sixty-fiveIn skimpy briefs and brassieres you will not surviveThe Lord in all her wisdom gave us more than skin and hairShe gave us wit, ourselves to fit with thermal underwear.Underwear! Long underwear!Beneath our clothes, without it we are barePlutonium is perilous and coal pollutes the airThe energy source that`s best, of course, is thermal underwear.Paul Newman wears it all the time and Redford he does, tooBarbra Streisand swears that it`s the only thing to doLovers, if you think that taking off your clothes is niceDo not miss the greater bliss of taking them off twice!Underwear! Long underwear!Slip inside and leave behind your caresThe oil and gas kingpins will rant and tear their hairWho needs them? We`ve got a friend in thermal underwear.