Текст песни Song Parodies - Lightsaber Man (Styx Blue Collar Man)
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Ooh! Give me a robe,I`ve got the Force, you see.For Master Yoda, I`ll strive.I`m just a fool who wants to be a Jedi KnightTo keep the Jedi alive! My father turned evil.My uncle and aunt-I saw them fried at their place.But give me an X-wing`Cause I`ve got the willTo blast off into deep space! I`ll take the long fights,Unbeatable odds,Losing my hand to some a**hole.If it takes all that,To be one with the Force,Well, I`m gonna be a Lightsaber Man! Tell me to let goAnd trust in the Force.Off my computer goes, Ben.This is my last time flying down a Death Star trench.So, if I`m not shot... I`ll take the long fights,Unspeakable truths,Taking those long deadly falls!As long as - I getA mechanical hand,Well, I`m gonna be a Lightsaber Ma-a-an, Keeping my mind off of Leia now,`Cause Obi-wan: he seems to have something to say!Palpatine!Can he be all I fear he is?I close my eyesAnd lightning is toasting my hair! (Guitar solo) Ooh, ooh,ooh,ooh yeah! I`ll take the long fights.Electrical shocks!Watching the Emperor fa-a-alll!I`ll do thatTo make up with my dad,And I`m gonna be a lightsaber maaaaannn. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!And Leia loves Han! (doo doo doo doo!)Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!Doo doo doo doo doo doo - I`ll take the long nightsWithout any broads!Partying down with the Ewoks!But then I`ll - See DadBack with Yoda and Ben!So, I`m gonna have a lightsaber -Had to BUILD a lightsaber -But it`s MY OWN lightsaber, man! Alright!Believe it!