Текст песни Style Council - The Stand Up Comic`s Instructions
Style Council - The Stand Up Comic`s Instructions слова песни
Get `em laughing - keep `em there,
You hold your own and they`ll hold their`s,
Hold their glasses - can`t hold their beer
Tell `em the one about the fucking queer.
Do the one that always works,
`Bout the lazy blacks that don`t like work,
And once you got `em, keep `em there
Raise their spirits! Raise their cheer!
Do that one that never fails,
`Bout the gang of white thugs and the Asian male,
And once you got `em, they`ll be with you!
See this lot`s loyal, through and through.
Tell Irish jokes and you can`t miss,
Do the building site one and how they`re all thick.
Keep `em laughing - you`ll have it made,
We`re a friendly lot and you`ll be well paid.
But keep `em laughing don`t let it stop
Or the truth might catch up and spoil the plot.