Текст песни Suburban Legends - Desperate
Suburban Legends - Desperate слова песни
What the hell is wrong with me?I`m in a band, ladies can`t you seePlease don`t judge me by the car that I driveOr the fact that I haven`t had a date since `95Come on, don`t go awayDon`t listen to your friends when they that I am gayI try so hard but I just can`t get no playDon`t have any STDsCome on, I`m begging on my kneesCome on get close just ignore the fleasWe will take anything that walks . . .Because we`re desperateI know I`m not a handsome manCuz I look like an ogre with a farmer`s tanAnd every time the ladies see me and I`m walking their wayThey say, "Brian smells, everybody stay away"Oh ladies, can`t you seeI can`t help it because I`m uglyBut I`m in a band, don`t that count for somethingCome on now, don`t delayCuz if you don`t call then I`ll probably rent-a-dateAnd my tab keeps rising, cuz I do it every dayOh ladies, can`t you seeI`m in a band, why aren`t you attracted to me?I don`t care if you`re underageJust as long as you`ll be seen with me in a public placeWhat`s it gonna take? (What`s it gonna take?)For you help me bake cookies?Doo-Wah-DooCuz I need to knowI`m all hot and readyAnd I got to go . . .Because we`re DesperateWhy oh why must I have this rashNo girls talk to me they just step backShould I lift weights? Would that make me more sexual?Maybe wear glasses would that make me intellectual?Come on lets do it fastCuz I`m all hot and ready and it just wont lastAnd I got 20 dollars what can I get for that?