Текст песни Sudden Death - Alien Probes, слова песни Sudden Death

Текст песни Sudden Death - Alien Probes

Sudden Death - Alien Probes слова песни

{*a parody of Ludacris` song "Area Codes"*}[Chorus]I got probed! I got probed...aboard a UFO (U-F) UFO (Oh!)Probed, proohhhhbed..aboard a UFO (U-F) UFO (Oh!)[Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]Now you thought it was just on TV, and on the big screenIt`s worldwide, biggest problem that I`ve ever seenIt`s the intergalactic dog catcherBug eyed extra-terrestrial master with a diminutive stature+Men in Black+, cut up cowsI got crop circles formin out behind my house9:01, Thursday night was a real hootI was dragged out of bed like a dead prostituteI was brought aboard ship, looked like a Ford truckStripped down to my drawers, what a run of poor luckBig gray heads, big black eyes"Uh, what`s goin on? What`s up guys?"They came at me with a mallet and a big syringeAnd a pointy thing that would make a dentist cringeMetal prongs, big round gearsThey just jammed the thing into my ears[Chorus][Verse Two: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]Now every night they pick me up againJust to do a Roto Rooter on my rear end, leavin me in pain againI`m all scarred up, I`m missin teeth9-1-1 thinks I`m a freakThey shove `em up my nose, they shove `em in my buttAnd this corkscrew device gets shoved in my belly button3 days straight, 2 long probesShoved in places nothin should goThey drill holes in my head, and later onI always wake up back in my bed, and they`re goneWhy do they always pick on people from the SouthWhat do they learn by shoving a big plunger in my mouthMan, after a night of being prodded and pokedI just feel like a guy who had a massive strokeI got alien troubles out backAnd I don`t mean the type that we can send back[Interlude]Is it cause they like my trailer park (trailer park)Is it cause they like my beauty marks (beauty marks)Is it cause they like my handsome face (handsome face)Is it cause they like the way I taste (way I taste)Wherever I go, they find me and they just won`t let me beThey want me to pee, don`t rush me just relax and it`ll flow freeWhenever I call, the Enquirer to my house so they can seeYou know that they all, stop comin so nobody will believe me[Chorus][Outro]Hey, what`s that big light in the sky?Oh, come on - not again, guysI just got my nose working againWell at least let me bring a camera this timeC`mon guys, pleaseJ-just leave me alone for a while

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