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[Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]I`m being haunted by the ghosts of dead rappers from both coastsPuttin out albums long after they`ve decomposedSo their lyrics are a little behind the timesBut how do they get the dead to write rhymes?Song after song on the radio I hearis by a guy who died, in the yesteryearBut it`s the best I hear of all the crap on the airIt`s pretty sad when you compare it to those still breathin the airI`ve been lookin for a deal since I wrote my first songNow I finally realized what I`ve been doin wrongIt`s not my cheesy beats or that my lyrics aren`t strongIt`s just the simple fact that I`ve been living too long!Dead rappers got records flying off the shelfSo I might get a deal if I kill myselfThat would pretty much guarantee more airplayBut I don`t think that I`d be able to enjoy the extra payIt blows me away what the dead are achievingSilly me thought it`d be tough to rap without breathingDon`t ya know being dead seems to be the way to goLook there`s another dead rapper on the radio[Hot Waffles]Livin or not I gotta give `em their propsThey`ve been dead for years, but the rhymin don`t stopThey`ll be back, doesn`t matter what the death report isThrowin down and bein hard is now due to rigor mortisThat rapper died late last fall, he`s still rotting in the hallbut now he`s got gold records on the wallIt`s the +Dawn of the Dead+, and the dead can rapStill gettin paid while taking a dirt napIn the store you hear the beats cranked highYou look the clerk in the eye and say, "Didn`t that guy die?"But their careers go on even though they`re long goneThere`s a signing next week out on Forest LawnDead rappers got records on top of the chartsAnd all I got is a degree in liberal artsThat means that before I could ever be adoredI`d have to be full of formaldahyde and stiff as a boardI just can`t believe what the dead are achievingLike a rude houseguest who`s just not leavingIt`s another bonus for the record label CEOLook - there`s another dead rapper on the radio!"He be passed on! He has ceased to be! Homeboy has expired and gone to meet his maker! This is a late rapper! They be stiff! Bereft of life, O.G.s rest in peace! Out! Metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! My man has hopped the twig! Mofo has shuffled off this mortal coil! Running upside the curtain and joined the choir invisible! In short, this.... is an EX-RAPPER!"[Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]Scott LaRock has been dead for like fifteen yearsSo he`ll probably do a video with Britney SpearsEvery year we hear the news, there goes another oneLined up on Death Row (Waffles: Now that`s a +Big Pun+)Big L, Biggie Smalls, all the big rappers get death`s glanceso Buffy didn`t stand a chanceAnd the record labels won`t leave well enough aloneCause you can`t collect royalties on a tombstoneI got some advice for the folks who hate EminemDon`t kill him, cause then you`ll never get rid of himThey`ll put out best, worst, and unreleased rhymesGuest vocals and home videos until the end of timeDead rappers got records flying off the shelfSo here`s a toast to Jay-Z`s healthAnd to Puff Daddy, uh, P-Diddy or whateverLive long and prosper, hell, live forever!Cause once they`re dead, we won`t ever be freeNo R.I.P. for R.A.P.Don`t ya know being dead seems to be the way to goLook - there`s another dead rapper on the radio[Outro]Yo, dawg, that rapper`s only mostly deadThere`s a big difference between mostly dead and all deadMostly dead is slightly aliveWell, with all dead there`s usually only one thing you can do(What`s what, yo?)Go through his clothes and look for the bling bling!

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