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[Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]All of my life I`ve been called a geekA loser, a dweeb and a side-show freakAll the other kids picked on me quite a bitExcept for the ones who preferred to hitAlways hated gym class cause I wasn`t athleticI was bad at everything, I was really patheticWhen we played this one game I always got my ass kicked.. you know the one with the ball, and you throw it in a basketRumors used to circulate that I was queerI held the school record, most wedgies in a yearBut I was pretty popular amoung the jocksI mean someone had to carry all their dirty sweat socksNeedless to say that I didn`t date muchOK, so I`ve never had a "date" as suchMost girls don`t wanna be seen with a geekHad a date for the prom, but she sprung a leakCollege was fun but my sex life suckedI studied computers, now I`m makin big bucksIt was there that the love of my life and I metJust me, my little mouse, and the internet[Chorus]When the real world lets you downAnd it seems like love can`t be foundDon`t go psycho like Genghis KahnJust log on...[Verse Two: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]I started out tame, lame right off the batMostly girls in bikinis, and stuff like thatOf course that all changed when I found a good sourceof pictures of a guy with two women and a horseHours at a time, thirty pictures at onceAll the porn I could handle for twenty bucks a monthI didn`t think my life could possibly get any betterMy favorite was a site featurin an irish setterBut all of that changed when I got an e-mailFrom a real-life, honest to goodness femaleWhy she`d want to talk to me, I don`t knowBut it gave me a strange feeling down belowSo after I cleaned myself up, I repliedAnd made up a bunch of incredible liesI figured we`d never meet, so what would be the harmAnd maybe this time around I could use my other armShe sent me a picture, and I had to tell herShe looked exactly like Sarah Michelle GellarShe even posed with a stake, it drove me locoIt even had the "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" logoI told her that I couldn`t wait to meet her, she repliedSaid she couldn`t wait either, and she had a high feverfor the flavor of a messy wet net get-togetherShe just got a new tether, and some shiny new leatherWe set up a great virtual dateFriday night we`ll log on to Instant Messenger at eightI can`t wait, it`s the first a girl and I talkedThat didn`t end with the phrase "You want ketchup or salt?"[Chorus]"Well, hello there, BeverlyThrills90210." "Hey there, big guy.""Are you really as beautiful as your picture makes you out to be?" "And then some.""So are you ready for the night of your life?" "What did you have in mind?"[Verse Three: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]Well let`s begin with a meeting in cyberspaceWhere you and me can properly interfaceWe can chat for a while and if that does the trickWe can meet somewhere and maybe there we can double-click Ooh, you move fast, I like it when you talk nasty I can`t wait to meet, I bet you got a great ASCIIYou`re my type of girl, ooh you`re such a tease Just bring your hard drive, no floppies pleaseDon`t worry bout that, I can burn and ripAnd I got a big file just for you to unzipCause I`m a hacker in the sack not a slacker comradeYou just wait till you`re sliding round on my mouse pad I hope you`re not like other guys whose system bombs As soon as I take off my shirt and they see deez romsNot a chance, I`ma make you do a sideways smileCause I`m the master when it comes to installin my file So how about tonight? What a great suggestionI`m just sitting here bufferin my net congestionCause you know I don`t have anything else I have to doI would love to spend a evening with a lady like youSo that`s how it went, and I think it went fineNow I`m getting ready for our little meeting at nineI`m so excited and I know we`ll hit it off, you`ll seeJust wait till she gets a load of me[Chorus]

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