Текст песни Sudden Death - My Doctor`s a Quack
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{*a parody of Sir Mix-A-Lot`s song "Baby Got Back"*}I feel sick and I just might dieAnd I honestly don`t know whyBut when my doc walked in with a huge seringeAnd a big grin on his face I passed outWhich doctor is mine? Then I learned the witch doctor is mineWhat in God`s name am I wearin`?My butt`s stickin` out of the rear endOh my God, I wanna go back homeAnd go to the bathroomMy homeboys came to visitThe doc saw my cut and then he kissed itA termometer he pulled outBut he doesn`t wanna put it in my mouthI said back up! Back up!`Cause you ain`t gonna shove it in my buttI feel much better nowTo Hell with my medicineMy bed, lead!He`s poking me all over my headThe food is made of slimeAnd it really should be a crimeTake the average dinner and eat this stuffIt comes right back upSo cooks (yeah) cooks (yeah)Does it taste better coming back up (hell yeah)My doctor said eat it (eat it) eat it (eat it)It`ll make you feel alrightDoc is a quack!My doctor`s a quack!The nurse was big and roundShe took up the whole townI just couldn`t help it when I saw herMy puke went flyin`, without even tryin`She knocked me down on the floorThen "Clear (zap) clear (zap)"I ain`t takin` those pillsThat`s birth control, or couldn`t you tellThe doctor came to test my reflexBut there`s no reflex inThe middle of my chinHe hit me and my mouth caved inI`m lookin` at all the other docsReputations solid as a rockWhy can`t my Doc be smartI`m stuck with Groucho MarxSomebody get me some help please call a paramedicMy doc`s pathetic`Cause he wants to drill a hole in my headI`m gonna scream till the break of dawnWhat`s my life worth?He thinks I`m gonna give birthThis guy wants to search my body cavityI`d rather be impaled on a fenceI`m restrained, I`m in painAnd my underwear`s got a big stain"Does this hurt?" yeah "Does this hurt?" yeahAs he keeps on pokin` my gizzardHe said open up, say ahhhhThen he shoved the little stick in my eyeDoc is a quack!My doctor`s a quack!They wheel me around in a gernieI feel like I`m in Weekend At Bernie`sBut Bernie never had to go through all of this tortureWhich cost a fortuneAll I want is to get out aliveHe grabbed me and told me to coughBut he enjoyed it a little too muchSome people think I should try to sue him`Cause my future`s lookin` real grimHe cut me and enjoyed itI didn`t move fast enough to avoid itHe wants to cut open my brainHe thinks it`ll stop the painBut I know that`s wrong and I just can`t fight itIt`s AppendicitisA garden hose he shoved in meThis ain`t no I.VHe said he gave me a sedativeBut I think he gave me a laxativeThis knucklehead`s really a chumpAnd now I gotta take a dumpI`m not sick somebody tell himIf I live through this I`m gonna kill himThis guy`s really gettin` on my nervesHis treatment is for the birdsSo shove his medicine back in his faceAnd get me out of this placeDoc is a quack!My doctor`s a quack!