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Текст песни Sudden Death - New Jersey Lifestyle

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{*a parody of Fat Joe`s song "My Lifestyle"*}[Tom Rockwell]Uhh.. yeah.. Jersey baby!Welcome to Jersey, ya heard?Yeah, uh!Can`t even pump your own gas here!Yo.. yeah, yeah, yo[Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]I live alone in the armpit, of the nationIn the state with the densest populationThe Garden State, where the gardener wrecks itI tell people where I live by the exitJoisey, where hygene`s secondaryIf the locals ever saw a real book they`d commit Hari KariNeon glow car, chain around the license plateTwo inches off of the ground, it`s like a rollerskateMe and my neighbors play a game whenever we`re atBaskin Robbins, seein who can count the most flavorsAiyyo, if you`re lookin for class you`re outta luckThe state symbol is Calvin, urinating on a Ford truckMuscle shirts are considered formal attireMy neighbor`s hobby is to sit for hours watchin the drierAnd at the strip club, is the Bride of FrankensteinWith a back so hairy that it`s a crimeBefore you visit that park you best be insuredEveryone I know has come back severely injuredDon`t look at me cause it`s out of my controlPeople disappear for years in our massive pot holes, whoa![Chorus - repeat 2X]Y`all wanna live my lifestyleNever had a job, never seen a dentistWanna hang with the boys, go to Wal*MartVisit me and I`ma show you inbred[Verse Two: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death]At least half the state, has major brain damageYou can get the same replies talkin to a ham sandwichMy next door neighbor, only bathes on a FridayBut every single day he uses soap to wash his drivewayThat`s why the first week in July as we speakIs "National Be Nice to New Jersey Week"God help you if you wanna turn left, you`d have to be deftUsually you have to make three rights to go leftAnd get this, if you take the folks on my streetand add `em up, maybe you could get a full set of teethYou wouldn`t believe, but one of `em forgot how to breatheSo much hair in their nose you could make your own weaveIt`s a last resort, where chickens can be child supportAnd driving is a contact sportIt`s where malls are considered a shrineI`ve lived here for three years, I`m fittin in just fineIt`s a place where kids play the game Name Those ScentsWhere all the garbage gets recycled into lawn ornamentsYeah all the freaks in my town all belong in the poundEven Smokey the Bear said go `head, burn it down, go on![Chorus]

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