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Things That Make You Go...I was at a club, sittin` with my friendsWatchin` all the girls as they walked on throughShe came from behind put her hands on my eyesIn a very soft voice, she said "guess who"I didn`t have a clue, didn`t recognize the voiceHer fingers seemed wrinkled so I did my only choiceI turned around slow and opened my eyesAnd nothing could have ever prepared my for the surpriseShe said "I`m a walking sex machine"But the ho was no younger than 73Flabby grandma breasts hanging down to her waistCellulite flappin` all over the placeSportin` spandex shorts bright pink and greenShe sat on my lap and broke my kneeShe breathed in my face and my lunch came upShe`s sickeningThings That Make You Go...Here`s what I ordered, started the horrorIn some restaurant south of the borderChicken and rice with a little bit of spiceThey made it sound good but it looked like woodCut into the chicken, thought it was friedMaggotts came out and my appetite diedThe U.F.O.`s were served in setsThose are Undigestible Frying ObjectsThe rice was plastic flavored with bugsSoda was nothing but carbonated bloodI thought maybe the salad would be safeBut the skunk cabbage gave it a terrible tasteAnd the chocolate pudding, I don`t know how made itI know what it looked like, I don`t wanna say itThe food tasted better as it came back upThings That Make You Go...Me and a friend went out to see a filmA good horror flick with a lot of killsAll night horror man I love that stuffBut I didn`t know my friend would take it so roughSeven bucks some soda and foodI was in a pure intense gore moodThe movie started, man I couldn`t waitPeople were dying left and right it was greatTime went by and the body count grewMy friend just didn`t know what to doMy boy kept telling me, "Yo, I feel sickI better get out of this theater quick"I said "calm down, I know you`ll be fine"So I was wrong, I couldn`t read his mindThe look on his face said vomit was nearHe said "I never should have watched..."Things That Make You Go...Hey ladies, have you ever seen a guyWho`s ugly as sin and you don`t know whyBut he kisses your lips and he says "hey toots"And now you feel as bad as he looksAnd then he`s there with zits on his faceSo many in fact that skin is a wasteHe talks to you like there`s nothing wrongBut then he pops `em and the pus flies longMysterious smells just materializeYour lungs implode and there`s tears in your eyesIt ain`t no use for you to plug your noseI wonder who farted when the elevator closedDressed to express but he looks like a geekAnd he hasn`t showered in three or four weeksYou come home late and throw up in the sinkThings That Make You Go...

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