Текст песни Sudden Death - Wedgies
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Fruit of the Loom, Calvin KleinNo matter what the underwear goes up your behindBuy what size you want, the underwear don`t stopClimin` up your butt for an embarrassing timeIt`s called a wedgie, and there`s nothing you can doBecause the power of the wedge overpowers youIt`s a magical force that pulls your underwear upGet a wedgie and walkin` is tough[chorus]It`s a magical force that nobody understandsIt`s a universal threat to your mindYour voice gets hoarse and there`s sweat in your handsAs the wedgie goes up your behindGuard your back give a warning to your friendsDon`t try livin` life on the edgeWatch out for the attack, it`s a powerful trendIt`s the magical force of the wedgeSome call it sick some call it obsceneYou can see his butt-crack right through the dude`s jeansI don`t know which is worse, a wedge up their backOr when they bend over, carpenter crackIt`s a form of torture for nerds of all sortsJust lift `em in the air by the back of their shortsI bought a couple pairs from a Star Trek storeAnd they boldly went where they`ve never gone beforeOnce they go up they feel like plasticTime turns `em into swiss cheese with an elasticIt won`t be long, in fact it`s quite soonYou can keep your pants on and still chuck a full moonEverybody gets `em, everybody picks `emEverybody hates it when their underwear tricks `emSome poeple pick wedgies discretely, some boldSome poeple look like they`re diggin` for gold[chorus]