Текст песни The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Hangover
The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Hangover слова песни
The holidays are over, you`ve gained twenty pounds The cat`s choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground There are no cards in the mailbox, just a stack of bills Yes, the holidays are over and you are feeling ill Have a happy Christmas hangover It`s the most miserable time of the year The eggnog`s made you fat, the party is over `Cept for your wacky uncle who is still drinking your beer Turkey`s great on Christmas but after a whole month Of turkey pie and stew you start to dread lunch Breakfast is more frightening for all there is to eat Is fourteen Christmas cakes and a bag of cranberries Have a happy Christmas hangover It`s the most miserable time of the year Your uncle`s in the bathroom and granny`s on the sofa And you start to wish that they`d just disappear You ate too many liquor-filled chocolates Got no money left in your pockets But at least you got lots of Ugly sweaters and bow ties and socks You`re skin is pale and pasty, your energy is spent Along with all the money you need to pay the rent The children are all crying `cuz they`ve broken all their toys Is this misery worth one day of joy? Have a happy Christmas hangover It`s the most miserable time of the year Your uncle has passed out on granny on the sofa And you start to wish that you could disappear