Текст песни The High and Mighty (presents) - The High and Mighty f/ Bobbito, El-P
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Typed by: Nature2QBC@aol.com[Mr. Eon]Girls, girls, girls, girlsMy right hand I adoreSpankin on my sheets till I can`t cum no moreI`m on a five-a-day plan, then I`m switchin handsNot really carin where my sticky white landsI`m half-asleep, you calm me Captain KleenexCuz I be cummin on quilts until my dick wiltsThen I`m in the shower, Jergens and Vaseline-aRight named Palmer, left hand WristinaLike the Artifacts, I Come On wit the cum onMight jerkin work, lookin up too many skirtsI nut on puffs after I huff the dutchThe ten pack pocket tissue comes in the clutchSo put on the Kristy-Kenya videoThat`s four nuts a day, and one more to go[El-P]Check check check checkDear Sir,I have been an avid reader of your magazine for many years nowBut up until today I haven`t had an experience as really worthy of this columnThe solo jux avidly have to repeatI felt weak, felt like we were havin sex for a weekI wanna spark the bottle, wack it but I don`t have a sheetSo inevitably I pull out of the pocketJust for an example that I`m huggin up a plug wit no socketNow how soundly she slept while I fumeVexed about the fact I couldn`t nut offPent up, balls blue, painfulI know that when woke she`s disdainfulTime to come up wit Plan D for DesparationPulled out the love monkey and shot off to the titties` locationAt least in that direction Upon further inspection, she awoke splashed in the head sectionShook by the goblety goods"Think-I-think I gotta" [Q-Tip] *cut and scratched*"Just beat it" "Jerkin your jimmy but you still can`t come off" [Phife]"I thought I had it in the palm of my hand""Just give me the pussy and I`ll be straightIf you don`t, fuck it I`ll masturbate" [Eazy E][Mr. Eon] *rapping in kiddy voice*All day I like to stroke it, then I poke itAnd be like ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, are you alive little manGot Hands On Experience cuz I jerk alotExotic hand creams that`s what I gotAnd a porno collection about the size of Jada SultonWhen I purchase movies, it`s usually out in FultonThen I take it home and spank it, and wipe it with a napkinYo I love to jerk like ? love to hackAnd maybe it`s a must like a kitty cat`s purrI`ve been known to fuck my girl than jerk off next to herKeep it real, yo yo Bob stop stop jerkin and come do your lyrics[Bobbito]I go solo wit my hand so you can call me Han SoloSlap my skins, so they call me Bobby BongosAuto-matic, just for my peepeeHit a vital nerve, lick her tits, curveJergens Dry, no lotion for my hand motionDon`t cry, dry your eyeHere`s a towel, my hands move like constipated bowelsI shoot extra far if a girl talks foulChoke my chicken, slap my wankerA girl lets me watch her with her tits out while I`m spankinThen I`ll thank her, ah check it outI`m harder than the hardest artist hard can get KBL in the place, workin a sweatDoin beats strokin off until the Twinkie gushUntil they amputate my hands I won`t sweat the pussUnless she wants to, then I`ll worry about gettin, the monsterSo I`d rather avoid the unwanted pregnancyThe headaches of an emotional attachmentI live my own fantasy world where anything goesBesides the longer I go without sex The closer bobbin my boloney comes to feelin like the real thingThink twice about walkin barefoot on my bedroom floorYo Mi, hit me up wit a magazine I`m goin to bed man, I`m out