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I thought my CD was doneBut that`s not what they say"Do an insult track, we need it for radio play"Cram in the names, I`ll take a long hard peeTime to mess up the biz like an MP3American Idols, that`s who I look forIn the poop section of my local record storeRuben or clay, oh which should I pickIt`s like choosing which puddle of vomit to lickAnd when I want something even more fruity and fakeI look up `N` for N`Sync or `T` for TimberlakeSo many skills Justin`s making a buck atDoes he rap? Does he sing? He doesn`t know what to suck atNow as for the bitches, let`s give Britney thanksFor the face that launched a million preteen skanksYou were a virgin, that had to be hardYou`ve had more bones in your mouth than a St. BernardI keed, I keed!(He just make a little joke)I joke with you!(Little dog, little joke)I keed, I keed!(He just make a little joke)Yeah, you`re a great actress too(Little dog, little joke)Now let`s go to Walmart where they won`t sell my CDThat company`s nuts are in a jar in aisle 3But you can see Christina in all her sluthoodIt`s like watching porn but the music`s not as goodI want to stuff my TV`s crotch with a dollarStill I`d hump you if I could wear my flea collarYou`re looser than my poop after eating HoneydewOnly 50 Cent`s been plugged more than youAnd yet you`re too old for Fred Durst to desireHe`s checking out the cast of "Lizzie McGuire"Soon Fred will try to get Mandy MooreTo open for him, and I don`t mean on tourYou`re not the first, Durst, poor R KellyHis videos premiere at the L.A.P.DI believe they set up an innocent guyYou know what else? I believe I can flyI keed, I keed!(He just make a little joke)I joke with you!(Little dog, little joke)I keed, I keed!(He just make a little joke)I believe Michael too, yes(Little dog, little joke)Now look how fucking cool those guys from the Strokes areTheir riffs are three times as old as my jokes areHey White Stripes guy, is that your wife or your sisterShouldn`t you be playing country music, mister?Hey Coldplay, maybe you should be ColdsoreBack when you were U2 I liked you so much moreSomehow your song "Yellow" reminds me of peeI think `cause when it`s over, it`s a big relief to meNow Pink, is that your hair or a tattoo?I didn`t know Supercuts had a drive-thruYo Nelly, what kind of name is that?That`s about as gangsta as an Easter bonnet hatAnd Snoop says he`s clean now? You make the callThe guy`s higher than Billy Joel`s CholesterolSnoop, there`s only room for one dog, putzAnd I can rap, can you lick your own nuts?Poop Diddy, are you in show business still?I didn`t know wearing a suit was a skillJ Lo, J Lo, the giant tail-oFor a doggy`s nose, that`s the Holy Grail-oShakira`s butt`s fine, but it won`t hold still you seeI sniffed Elton John`s tush just for all the historyI sniffed J-Lo`s ass and got too touchy-feelyShe let loose a bomb that was bigger than "Gigli"I keed, I keed!(He just make a little joke)I joke with you(Little dog, little joke)I keed, I keed!(Nothing wrong with your butt)I even like...I don`t like Affleck(Nothing wrong with your butt)Avril Lavigne punk queen, now there`s a kidderGo back north, Celine needs a baby-sitterPhilip Glass, atonal ass, you`re not immuneWrite a song with a fucking tuneAnd on the list of bitches don`t leave off MTVI scared them and Eminem so they gave the hook to meSlim Shady, why do you find me so scary?We`re just two regular dudes who banged Mariah CaryWipe off that frown, just do without itHey my mom was a bitch too, but I don`t go writing songs about itI keed, I keed!(He just make a little joke)I joke with you!(Little dog, little joke)I keed, I keed!(He just make a little joke)You know I never meant to hurt you(Never meant to make you cry)I keed, I keed!(He just make a little joke)It`s a joke you see!(Laffy, laffy, laffy, ha, ha)Let`s stop hating each other(He just make a little joke)Leave the pooping to me(Rock it to me, sock it to me)Rock it to me, sock it to meRock it to me, sock it to meRock it to me, sock it I`m a rapping dogAnd I`m here to sayRappa rappa rappaA tappa huppa huppaI keed

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