Текст песни MC Paul Barman - Burping & Farting
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[MC Paul Barman]Burping & Farting, Burping & FartingBurping`s from slurping the carbon dioxideFarting`s from digesting gas in the intestinesBurping & Farting, Burping & FartingBurping`s from slurping the carbon dioxideFarting`s from digesting gas in the intestinesBurping`s from slurping the carbon dioxide in sugar waterSodalicious yet less nutritious than a booger snotterGas burps from fast slurps and come back in blastChirps through the esophagusIt smells like a sarcophagusChewing gum swallows air and straws add air tooDid big bro ever burp shotgunning homebrew?Too much makes you puke and so does fluPurging`s greatNever urge a date to regurgitateBurping & Farting, Burping & FartingBurping`s from slurping the carbon dioxideFarting`s from digesting gas in the intestinesBurping & Farting, Burping & FartingBurping`s from slurping the carbon dioxideFarting`s from digesting gas in the intestinesI said Farting`s from digesting gas in the intestinesWhen gas spurts my ass hurts and blows back my grass skirts and tartansDon`t be disheartened if you fart in a crowdSilent but deadlyThe cloud wasn`t loudIf you got more gas than Gulf I`d cull fried foods or else emit somesulfidesPass me a charcoal pillScratch thatGive me that thar whole grill "Coming at you mate!"You flatulate the gas that you ateIt`s really just doody in vaporous formMine is so fresh the paper is warmI took a peek in my dookareeka and found a lentil a diamond and cornEureka!"How could he be so smart and so stupid at the same time?"