Текст песни MC Paul Barman - I`m Frickin` Awesome, слова песни MC Paul Barman

Текст песни MC Paul Barman - I`m Frickin` Awesome

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What is it? From the mixed up files of Fazzle T. Frankenwiler, or something like that?Mixed up files, powerful filesVerse 1:It`s the last days, Jocks think pussies are ash traysAnd artsy-farts have more baggage than SamsoniteThose ancient Hamptonites, they`re always like, "I can`t tonight"And men who are too beautiful are too dutiful with their cuticlesPlus it`s like conversasion with a carpeted cubicleI was eating food when a dude pseudo-suitable said,"My rap talk`s the back drop from laptop to blacktopYou certainly appear to be mightily stacked upMy iconoclastic rap schtick, gets my jimmy waxed like ChapstickI think LL Cool J and Canibus are BOTH fantasticSo-called experts can`t see how the text worksSo they comb through the textures of italicized excerpts"Believe me, it sucks acting impressedPlus the whole time he rhymed he stared at my breastsAt best he was neither ugly nor dumbI guessed I`d rearrange the boredomAnd make it into bedroom, I said, "Let`s go Max like Headroom"We brought the ruckus like Red GroomsOn the couch where we made out with my hand on his paunchHe invited me to march in the Million Sperm LaunchThe fun talk stopped when we heard the front door unlockHis dad made such a grand entrance, dude, you`d think we`d need sunblockAt long last he walked past and let out a calm blast of bombastBefore he could set down he briefcase, I said, "You`re a quief-faceGo back to Boston"Chorus: (fast over rock hard guitars)When I want some, I get someI`ll wade through the flotsam and jetsamTil I`ve met some smart hotties and caught `emMy parents named me AutumnBut now I`m fricking awesomeVerse 2:Next I took the Express to 86th and LexFlexed my Metrocard back in my wallet andWalked to the Metropolitan, The Great Hall Had hundreds of boys straight out of "Eightball", wait, PaulBarman was posted at his stationHe said, "For students there`s a $5 suggested donation"Our eyes met It`s nice to be hypnotized by a man you don`t despise yetHe had a type of flow and I can`t quite label itAll I know it made me want to take off my cableknitSweater, Oh he better be heteroI hope they don`t catch us in the Lila AchesonWallace Wing when Paulus brings the mattress in--rudelyHe backlashed my bootylike I was Susan Faludi over the Grace Rainey Rogers Room rostrumChorus: When I want some, I get someIf I`m lost in the flotsam and jetsamI`ll draw someL`acoste alligators chasing an opossum.....But now- I`m frigging awesomeWhen I want some, I get someIf I`m lost in the flotsam and jetsamI`ll draw someL`acoste alligators chasing an opossum.....I`m frigging awesome "What is a matter with that man?""What is a matter with that man?"

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