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Текст песни MC Paul Barman - The Joy of Your World

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Verse 1:My brain makes the earth dark but I`m hung like a birthmarkI like to suck toes yours secrete fructoseI make paintings based on grids just like Chuck CloseI`m old school like Aztecs but new in other aspectsIf you want sex with me be prepared for bad sex and slapstickEven Chapstick won`t help my chapped dickWhen I`m with a naked chick I use a faker dickA turkey baster laced with Elmer`s to make it stickMy ex fled to Reykjavik, we really were tryingOhhh your so wet, "My pussy`s crying"I need an eye exam and a vagina with no diaphragmOr condom, I`m pond scum, I`m going to buy a lambAnd when we make love I`ll picture titty humping which looks like a Venn DiagramEwww, this isn`t dope I feel like I`m pissing ScopeLamby`s a misanthropeI asked her to stop moving, does she listen? NopeThe sheep was a clone so I was a creep on the phoneNow I`m sleeping aloneWith her photo on my nightstand in a sepia toneOh yeah and you know that... "Paul Bar-Bar-Barman"Chorus:The joy of your world is Paul Barman!!!Beautiful, Beautiful BarmanYes the joy of your wwoorrlldd is Paul Barman!!!Beautiful, Beautiful BarmanVerse 2:After this rap I`ll be in Napoli, happilyProposing to my chosen under an apple tree"Let`s get married," I don`t walk, I get carriedBy a motorcade of voter-age women on rollerbladesIn cute sleeveless shirts exposing their shoulder bladesBut I`m a lonely guy since my honeypie ran off with Ione SkyeNow I`ve got nothing whatsoever, ugly-broke-arrogant, but so cleverWhen I write rhymes on brown bags and in shower steamMe and Paul are the power teamWe`ll leave you deflowered with a mouth full of sour creamGobble this obelisk "Paul Bar-Bar-Barman"Chorus:The joy of your world is Paul Barman!!!Beautiful, Beautiful BarmanYes the joy of your wwoorrlldd is Paul Barman!!!Beautiful, Beautiful BarmanVerse 3:My close pals, aunts, uncles, leaders, Nations, and townsHamlets and neighboring islands, everyone Landlords, bosses, and relatives, moms and newbornsSomehow when I act thirteen, I`m a virgin girl`s tractor beamThis one was dressed to kill from her head to my testicleShe was from west of Phil-ly and spoke well of itShe said, "Just for the hell of it let`s not be celibate."I got all higgledy piggledy, it`s a big reliefWhen I take off my fig uh leafShe said that, "Let`s get at this" but her cat and an unpotted cactusSat on her mattress that sure made it saturated with sharp thorns and cat pissI put on a hiphop beat while she whipped off the topsheetShe said, "Come to bed I like my undergrads underfedThey amaze how they stay up days on mayonnaise and Wonderbread."I dove in her cervix a lot like Sir MixalotThis interlude is for the women I`ve interviewed about the clitorisand how to make it less hit-or-missShould we be gentle?, Is it all mental?I won`t use a dental dam `cause it discurgesmy urges to submerge in her jizzShe said, "My goodness you should juss use clues that`s nonverbalYou`re too vigorous if my clitoris, for example, turns purple"It was time to copulate but we didn`t want to populateSo my bold groin reached for my gold coin proooophylacticI unwrapped it, you can`t know how I feltIt wasn`t a gold coin condom, it was chocolate Chanukah geltThe white part crumbled on her tummy and the rest began to meltFoiled again..... "It`s a classic piece, It`s a classic piece, It`s a classic pieceWe`d like to thank George for that and also Paauull Bar-Bar-Barman, Bar-Barman Barman-Barman-Barman, and also Paauull Bar-Bar-Barman, Bar-Bar-Barman, Paauull Bar-Bar-Barman, From Chapel Hill who made the contribution of 5 dollarsThanks Charles, I mean pardon me Paul, Charles took the pledge, No Doubt"

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