Текст песни Stern Howard - At Seventeen
Stern Howard - At Seventeen слова песни
An innocent with double DsHe saw those breasts and flipped his lidFor a real young busty high school kidA horny lonely TV geekHer major jugs made Jerry weakCan`t he find girls his age to date?She`s seventeen and she`s jail baitHe takes her out in New York townThat lovely girl and the TV clownShe`s barely shed her training braShe kisses lips for candy barsSome nice guy you turned out to beDid she sit upon you knee?You shouldn`t really grope for themAt seventeenHer panties smell like a roseIs Seinfeld just like Piscopo?Seducing girls in a limousineWhile his fans think that he`s so damn cleanFell for an old man from TVDid her pubic hair grow in last week?With fresh and firm and round butt cheeksAt seventeenCan`t he find some older dame?Their private parts all look the sameDoes he make her parents shoutWhen he sticks his tongue in her mouth?Does he think that he`s a stud?He should drown in a frigging floodFor fooling with a girlWho`s seventeenNow Jerry, I ask you, do you have a brainWhen you see her do you make a stainCan`t he get an older girlHe`s damn near old as Milton BerleYou`re making such a spectacleThinking with your testiclesIf you`re gonna make some glueYou should date girls as old as you