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Stern Howard

Tortured Man

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I will now bring you one of the greatest vertuosos ofour timeA radio star, I hate my TVMy life is on film, yet it sucks being me(Shut up, sit down)My life`s a wreck, I`m bored with sexI`ve go a big nose and a skinny neckI can`t sing, I can`t danceI make money to talk about the junk in my under pantsI`m a tortured manI`m a tortured manI can`t beleive I am who I amI`m a tortured manI`m a tortured manI can`t beleive I am who I am(I told you not to be stupid you moron)(Shut up, sit down)(Oh, oh, oh)(Bababooey)(Oh, that`s good)(He, he, he, he, he)When Terri Hatcher was on my showShe came onto me, I was tempted to goHeather Locklear, she thinks I`m greatI would bet my life I could get her on the first dateCourtney Love, Madonna, and Sharon StoneI could get them all together and make each one moanTammy, Raquel, Carmen, Jenny Macarthy, Demi, I mean Demi(He, he, he, he, he)I`m a tortured manI`m a tortured manI can`t beleive I am who I amI like my farts, I`m immatureThey say I`m great, but I`m not sureMy whole life sucks, each minute blowsThis gangely body, this monsterous noseThis droopy ass, this tiny shweenNo wonder I get on the air and act so meanI wish my life were much more simpleI`ve got a wookie the size of a pimpleI`m a tortured manI`m a tortured manI can`t beleive I am who I amI`m a tortured manI`m a tortured manI can`t beleive I am who I amI`m a tortured man(I think so)I`m a tortured manI`m a tortured manI`m a tortured manI`m a tortured man(Shut up, sit down)I`m a tortured man(I told you not to be stupid you moron)(I`m just thinking for a minute, should I trade half my moneyfor ten times as much sex?)(It`s an equation from hell)(Oh, that`s good)(It`s an equation from hell)(Oh)(It`s an equation from hell)(Oh, that`s good)(It`s an equation from hell)(Oh)

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