Текст песни The Aquabats - CAPTAIN HAMPTON AND THE MIDGET PIRATES
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Young Jim, as a ladHe looked for adventureCalamity, danger, whatever was freeSo when he turned ten, he packed his belongingsAnd he left home to find his destinyJim just a boy, who`sHead full of legendsOf dungeons and dragonsAnd pirates and stuffSo that summer he snuck on a schoonerTo harpoon tunaAnd get real buffThe Captain he saidThere`s danger aheadWe need some brave menTo sail and thenWe`ll find us those piratesStop them with violence,To make the ocean safeOnce again." Ahem Now, the pirates the brave captain was looking for, were the fierce midget pirates of Willygoat. The deadliest pirates in the seven seas, and although they were wee men, they had big swords and were known for gutting many and leaving few alive the captain knew they were heading towards the sandwich islands to pillage the giant ham farm. The captain knew what he must do, and this is his story.(chorus)Cleaning up the oceansCaptain Hampton and his crewTrouble in the seven seasHe`ll know what to doCaptain, he hates rubbishTo him pirates are just sootScallywags and scurvy dogsAre crushed under his foot.Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton, Captain HamptonAhoy, Ahoy, Ahoy, AhoyPillaging the PillagersTriumphantly he`ll sail awayNow, seven weeks into the tripAnd Jim was sick to deathOf being sickSome kind of action he wantedAs he searched the seasFor everyday was the same old... stuffThe night he felt like jumping shipBut then he heard a crashHit the starboard side of the shipAnd bumped him out of his bunkOnto his bottomOur heroes drew their swordsAs the midgets swarmed aboardThe pirates surprise attackThe tiny buccaneersCaught us by surpriseAs we tried to battle back.It was horrible, they were everywhere, and unlike normal midgets who are usually bright and clever and fun to be around, these midget pirates with their beady little eyes, and sharp teeth bore down on us like fierce sharks, in a feeding frenzy of blood, slashing at us with their swords gutting our bellies, poking our bums clipping our knees. We knew not what to do, for the captain was nowhere to be found. WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN. WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN. WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN.(chorus) La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton, Captain HamptonAhoy Ahoy, Ahoy, AhoyPillaging the PillagersTriumphantly he ran away!